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Went to see Snakes on a Plane last night. It was hilarious as I expected. We arrived just after the movie theater's cash drawers were out so the guy just told us to walk in and watch it. After the free of charge disaster movie we stopped by 7-11 where we witnessed a fight. This guy punched another dude in the face, dropping him where he proceeded to stomp on his face. It was exhilirating. And now I have to work in a few hours.

Going to Toledo tomorrow to see Mr. Bloomer and his sculptures, they were accepted into a museum.

I'm doing well even though some people are disappointing me. Of course I got some new movies, Tekken 5 to practice with, among other things that are making me intestinally fuzzy. Later.

Current...

[x] current clothes: Nosferatu shirt (natch), black Dickies (unzipped for comfort and supporting draft), underoos
[x] current mood: alive
[x] current taste: roof of mouth
[x] current annoyance: the internet speed of my computer
[x] current smell: nothing
[x] current thing you ought to be doing: nothing in mind
[x] current desktop picture: David Lynch with the women of Mulholland Dr.
[x] current refreshment: nothing
[x] current worry: none
[x] current favorite celebrity: Luis Bunuel

Random Questions...

[x] who likes you?: nobody
[x] what annoys you: dance, choreographed dance, dance instructors (you all look stupid)
[x] Three things you are often complimented for: knowledge, ________, ________
[x] what do you want to do: lounge around
[x] who is one person you would marry tomorrow: awesome
[x] do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? side mostly and back partly, can't breathe on my stomach
[x] do you like water? it's a lovely universal compound structure isn't it?
[x] are instruments a big turn on? yeah i totally get a chubby at Guitar Center
[x] if yes, what instruments? everything's an instrument
[x] have you ever said `i love you` and not meant it?: yes
[x] what time is it?: 2:06 AM
[x] what time did you wake up this morning?: 1:03 PM
[x] who would you trade places with for a day?: i'd rather keep things unattainable
[x] have you ever been told you look like a celebrity?: yes, the kid from Holes/Even Stevens
[x] finish this sentence. "i wouldn't be caught dead.. ": breathing
[x] do you regret any of your past relationships?: no
[x] shampoo do you use: suave
[x] perfume do you use: geez it depends!
[x] shoes do you wear: macbeths, they're terrible
[x] are you scared of: seeing a ghost
[x] funniest thing you did recently: I sang a song about my dog working the streets like a prostitute

Last time you have...

[x] cried: half a year ago or so
[x] bought something: today, Doritos
[x] gotten sick: don't recall
[x] eaten: little while ago, pizza
[x] been kissed: I don't remember
[x] felt stupid: at work messing something up
[x] wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: I don't know
[x] talked to an ex: today
[x] talked to someone you have a crush on: I don't know
[x] had a serious talk: don't remember
[x] hugged someone: probably the other day

Social Life...

[x] boyfriend: awesome
[x] girlfriend: no
[x] interests: messing shit up
[x] are you center of attention or a wall flower: I'm a wall of attention
[x] what type of automobile do you drive: none
[x] would you rather be with friends or on a date: friends
[x] do you have a job: yes
[x] do you attend church: you should be glad I don't
[x] do you like being around people: yes
[x] who is your role model: I have a lot of inspirations
[x] have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yes
[x] have you ever cried over the opposite sex: I think so actually
[x] have you ever lied to your best friend: I don't have one
[x] rather have a relationship or a "hookup": I don't think about it
[x] want someone you don't have right now: no
[x] ever liked your best girl friend: I don't have one
[x] do you want to get married: no, I don't see the point
[x] do you want kids: too early to decide
[x] what is your favorite part of your physical appearance: my arms help me drum and play instruments, my arms
[x] what is your favorite part of your emotional being: my... emotions
[x] are you happy with yourself: yes
[x] are you happy with your life: yes
[x] if you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: i'd like a lot of money
|x| A compliment you got that made you blush: I don't really believe any of it
|x| You get embarrassed when: I don't
|x| What makes you happy: art
|x| Upsets you: fakes, copies, thieves

Last...

[x] person you've called: Sir Steven Phillips of the Arctic
[x] person who's called you: not sure
[x] time you had a girlfriend: few months ago?
[x] time you were high? two days ago
[x] Do you believe in online dating: no
[x] funny conversation: not sure

Random...
[x] Do others find you attractive: ask them
[x] you want more piercings: none to begin with
[x] you want more tattoos: none to begin with but interested maybe
[x] you do drugs: yes
[x] you like cleaning: sometimes
[x] you like roller coasters: no
[x] you write in cursive or print: either
[x] you carry a donor card: no
[x] Last thing you thought about: Surrealism

Personal...
[x] Do you have a problem with personal questions? no
[x] Have you ever given, or recieved oral: no
[x] gotten a handjob? no
[x] been fingered? mmm. oh, no i haven't
[x] been naked in front of the opposite sex? at birth
[x] ever make-out? yes
[x] Do you have a bush? i have several ferns and trees out back
[x] last time you had a "good dream"? what frightening quotation marks you have. the better to quote myself with!
[x] has drugs/alcohol ever made you horny? no
[x] ever became horny from watching someone play an instrument? I receive cranial boners while watching Zappa play
[x] what age did you/do you want to lose virginity at? whatever age it comes around
[x] did you/do you want to lose it with someone older, or younger? you suspect i think of these things?

I woke up with the urge to game so I withdrew some money from the bank and bought a few. Considering I never messed with the GameCube enough, I bought Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Resident Evil 4 and the Resident Evil remake. They should keep me pretty busy. Other than that it's CHILLIN'.

Not much to update with. Nice party last night, just watched Mulholland Dr. I'm still recovering from that film, it's so intense, reminds me of the first time I saw Eraserhead. Consider it a huge recommendation.

Average day. But tomorrow... I work 7 to 3 at SignText with my uncle. THEN, CVS 4 to 9. Let's see if I break in half. I'll write my will and send it out, but nobody's getting my drums.

I think too much. I don't want it to bother me. Then I saw a ghost, and now I'm more aware of things. Many more things come apparent to me everyday, I wonder how much change I can possibly tolerate. All I know is I need it.

I blew my check on self-entertainment like I said I would. No regrets. I bought these things:

New Sony headphones

Death Race 2000 (DVD)
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (DVD)
Viridiana (DVD)
Apocalypse Now Redux (DVD)
Re-Animator (DVD)
Dr. Strangelove (DVD)
Eraserhead (DVD)
Nightmare on Elm Street (DVD)

Macbeth Shoes (Beige/Black)

Ticket to see They Must Eat/The Remake (Bad ass independent horror films that debuted at Emagine, everybody that made the film was there, real cool people. They had old-school horror merchandise and stuff. In They Must Eat, a Christian door-to-door word-of-Christ girl came to the protagonists house where he proceeded to let her in, killed her with a bat and almost had sex with her corpse but the ghouls he was feeding her to screamed at him. That gives you an idea as to how crazy the movie was.)

At the show I bought a lot of killer horror gear, I almost cried at the selection:

Uncle Fester pin
2 Hitchcock pins
Monty Python pin
Dead Alive pin
David Lynch pin
Salvador Dali pin
Taxi Driver pin
Clockwork Orange pin
Munsters pin
Celtic Frost pin
Occult five-point star pin
Royal Tenenbaums pin

And a shirt from the movie Zombie that says WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU! and the zombie's head and ZOMBIE in huge text.

Furthermore I'm obsessed with the band Hella. That's all.

Let's see: 1, 15 and 20 I guess. Some others don't feel right.

0..... Married
1..... single
2..... taken
3..... single and luvin it
4..... want to tell someone u still like them
5..... have a crush
6..... like someone you can never have
7..... heartbroken
8..... like someone
9..... taken and in love
10... like someone but too afraid to tell them
11... just want to have FUN
12... just want someone
13... sick of getting hurt
14... not in a relationship, and dont care
15... just too confused its not even funny
16... taken by the most wonderful guy/girl ever
17... talkin to someone
18... i wish i was a power ranger...
19... i AM a power ranger BITCH!!!!
20... sad
21... fuck being in a relationship
22... ENGAGED



1) How old do you wish you were?
18.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Middle School/Tech Ed, building a monster CO2 car.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Those vending machine hookers owe me money. They've been fingered so many times and I don't get a dime.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
I'm not sure what kind is. I tolerate what I can.

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Arm.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Ancient African? It was like beatboxing I hear.

7) Do you know your neighbors?
Yeah.

8)What do you consider a vacation?
Out-of-body experiences.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
No.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
n/a

11) Are you touchy feely?
I don't know?

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yes.

13) Dream job?
Musician.

14) Favorite channel(s)?
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block, Comedy Central occasionally.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Crazy.

16) Showers or Baths?
Showers, I don't have time for kiddy baths.

17) Do you paint your nails?
No. I usually have them done.

18) Do you trust people easily?
No.

19) What are your phobias?
Heights, but I like conquering that fear.

20) Do you want kids?
Definitely not now.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal
No.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
California for some good concerts.

23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
A beard made out of fire?

24) Heavy or light sleeper?
Light.

25) Are you paranoid?
No.

26) Are you impatient?
I can deal with it.

27) Who can you relate to?
No one entirely.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
That's kind of a trivial opinion to form, but they don't bother me.

29) Have you been burned by love?
What the hell?

30) Whats your favorite pick up line?
I have so many, I can't choose ..

31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Ask someone at the mall.

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Wandering around aimlessly at Jayde's.

33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
I don't have one.

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Couch.

35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray.

36) Most recent movie you watched?
Some of Apocalypse Now Redux.

37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
Shirt, hair, fingernails.

38.) What color are your bed sheets?
None, I sleep on the couch.

39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
$20.xx

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The beak.

41) What's your favorite town/city?
San Francisco, California. Just because of the concerts down there.

42) I can't wait till:
I get my paycheck to blow it on self-entertainment.

43) What's your favorite color?
It changes daily.

44) What did you have for dinner last night?
Junk food.

45) How tall are you barefoot?
No, you're barefoot.

46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Have you ever smoked beer? Idiot.

47) Do you own a gun?
Not yet.

48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Nothing.

49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Right.

50) Do you have A.D.D.?
I don't think so.

51) What time did you wake up today?
8:30 a.m.

52) Current worry?
If my feet will fall off from standing up at work all day.

53) Current hate?
Bon Jovi.

54) Favorite place to be?
Barnes & Noble.

55) Where would you like to travel?
Somewhere ridiculously odd-cultured like Norway.

56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Creating art.

57) Last thing you ate?
White Chocolate Twix.

58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
None.

59) Last thing that made you laugh?
My manager trying to tell me I did something I didn't.

60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Never had one.

61) Does someone have a crush on you?
Highly doubt it.

62) What's your favorite candy?
Fast Breaks.

63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group. I want to be reanimated into a terrifying monster.

So I went to Zappa Plays Zappa at the Meadowbrook. It was killer. Heartwarming and gutwrenchingly sweet. Don't you wish you got to see it?

I don't have time for fake kids anymore. I'm sick of being the nice guy and bending to people's bad views. I'm sick of arrogant coward Christians subliminally popping their narrow life philosophy into conversation with innocent people. I'm sick of kids who think they're in a cool band. I'm sick of kids who are wasting their time. I'm sick of kids being in relationships while letting the other literally control their mind. Nobody knows how to question anything anymore, everybody is so mentally lazy that they don't know how to direct themselves at all. Do me a favor and go to your local mall and announce the kids to stop panicing at the disco and face the facts. They're not going to mean shit. Remove your hair gel from your techno music, put down your hair dye, get rid of the Cyndi Lauper haircut, put down the Bible, get a job, learn something, ask questions and make a difference.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Buddha

Ya heard?

Work was cool, got out at 9, pretty easy. Everybody there was helpful, no complaints. Watch some crap happen tomorrow. I also managed to get a ride there and back. What a boring entry?

I work 4 to 9 or 10 tomorrow being trained to be a cashier among other things at CVS. Also, it's 6/6/6 tomorrow. Everybody revel in the mysticism of the beast of man, Lucifer!

I just got a job at CVS with my bff Alyssa Lasley so things are looking good, and much less cheap too. Spent the night at Galvin's and played Sega and watched a few movies tweaked on sugar and nerd energy.

Today was nothing but sleep and headaches. Plus I felt like garbage. Later.

What time are you starting this? 2:48 PM
Name? Daniel Mo'effin Cheezwiz Nucka Potter
Height? Tall enough for fun rollercoasters that I hate.
Eye color? Blue.
Where were you born? The D!
Number of candles on your last birthday cake? I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles candles, enough said.
Pets? Oliver a.k.a. Obber a.k.a. AHHHH!, and a turtle and two fish who want to die.
Hair color? A healthy and nutritious poopy tone.
Piercings? Yeah right.
Favorite foods? General Tao's Chicken, peanut butter fudge and Cookie Crisp.
Ever been to Africa? Spiritually.
Been toilet papering? How do you think I keep me bum clean?
Love someone so much it made you cry? Yeah I think so.
Been in a car accident? No :[
Croutons or bacon bits? Bacontons.
Favorite day of the week? Don't have one.
Favorite resturant? China Star Palace. Hoy!
Favorite flower? Yeah I'm such a fag.
Favorite sport to watch? Sumo wrestling.
Favorite drink? Red Bull.
Favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie Dough and Orange Sherbet.
Favorite fast food restuarant? T-Bell & A&Dub.
Carpet color in your bedroom? Gotsa wood flo.
How many times did you fail your driver's test? I took a psychedelic driver's test and my X-Wing came out just fine.
Where did you get your e-mail address name from? Zappa reference.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Barnes & Noble.
What do you do most often when you are bored? Drum, listen to music.
Most annoying thing to say to me? Harry Potter!
Bedtime? Shmedtime.
Favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Alyssa and Dave.
Believe in magic? I only believe in the twisted warp dimension of Chaos and the demented powers held within. But nah.
What are you listening to right now? Nothing, something's wrong with me!
Have you ever failed a grade? Probably this one, and I don't suck at school, school sucks at me.
If you have, what grade did you fail? 12th
Do you have a crush on someone? Nah, don't want to call it that.
Do you have a bf/gf? No sir.
What are you wearing right now? Confusing Residents shirt, Black Dickies.
Would you have sex before marriage? Yeah I don't care I'm the Juggernaut, my suit is so tight.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? I had a porno sub once I swear.
Are you a virgin? Yeah, I'm like the only one left.
Do you smoke? Rarely for the buzz when needed, but they're so gross.
Do you drink? Nope.
Are you ghetto? Way deep down.
Are you a player? Pardon?
What are your favorite colors? The unseen colors, like the unheard language of the lizards.
What is your favorite animal? Those goats that just faint on command.
Do you have any birthmarks? Yes.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? Nope.
Have you ever been slapped? Of course.
Are you shy or outgoing? Outgoing.
Do you shower? Do you breathe?
Do you hate school? Yesss.
Do you have a social life? Yeah I have like 14.
How easily do you trust people? I don't know.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? I'm the best. Wait, everybody knows that.
Would you ever sky dive? No sir.
Do you like to dance? Absolutely not.
Have you ever been out of state? Yes.
Do you like to travel? I'm sure I'd like to.
Have you ever been expelled from school? No.
Have you ever been suspended from school? In school.
Do you want to get out of your hometown? Not necessarily, just wanna move to California.
Are you spoiled? Nope.
Are you a brat? Nope.
Have you ever been dumped? Nope.
Have you ever gotten high? Yes.
Do you like snapple? Sorta. I like REAL tea better.
Do you drink a lot of water? Don't think so.
What toothpaste do you use? I used fried babboon semen, who cares.
Do you have a cell phone? No.
Do you have a curfew? Not really.
Who do you look up to? Nobody. Maybe Mr. Bloomer.
Are you a role model? For my little brother and cousin.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? Cedar Point.
What name brand do you wear the most? I don't advertise.
What kind of jewelry do you wear? None son.
Do you like takin pictures? Yes.
Do you like gettin your picture taken? Sometimes.
Do you have a tan? A weird natural tan.
Do you get annoyed easily? Depends on my mood, but usually yes.
Have you ever started a rumor? Nope.
Do you have your own phone or phone line? Nope.
Do you have your own pool? Nope.
Do you have any siblings? Yep.
Have you ever been played? Uh.
Have you ever played anyone? Uh II.
Do you get along with your parents? My Mom yes, my Dad I don't know who or where he is at anymore.
How do you vent your anger? Drums.
Have you ever ran away? Nope.
Have you ever been fired from a job? No.
Do you even have a job? Nope.
Do you daydream a lot? No.
Do you have a lot of ex's? Wouldn't say I do.
Do you run your mouth? No.
What do you want a tattoo of? Several things, eyeballs on my palms for sure would be crazy.
What does your recent ex bf/gf's look like? Haha, she looks like a walking mouth. She's a pretty one though trust me.
What does your most recent crush look like? Nope!
Whats her/his name? Nope!
Have you ever been bitched out? Yeah but they always regret it after a harsh beating.
Are you rude? I guess sometimes.
What was the last compliment you recieved? Pretty nails. Thanks Emily!
Do you like getting dirty? What in the?
Are you flexiable? Only me fingers.
What is your lucky number? Yeah right.
What does your hair look like right now? Hair.
Could you ever be a vegetarian? No way, beef is life.
Describe your looks? I look like the main character in the Book of Genesis in the Bible.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Yeah I have too.
Would you ever date someone older than you? Probably.
How many rings until you answer the phone? I don't know.
Have you ever been skinny dipping? No.
When was the last time you went on a date? Yeah right.
Do you look more like your mother or father? Father.
Do you cry a lot? No.
Do you ever cry to get your way? No.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone? Hello?
Are you the romantic type? No I make sure to not live a soap opera.
Have you ever been chased by cops? Yes, and damn do I rule.
When did you have your first crush? No clue.
When was the last time you threw up? No idea.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Don't have a preference.
What about cleavage? It's crazy isn't it?
Is your best friend a virgin? Think so.
Have you ever fucked someone up? Yeah I fucked Steve up in Tekken, but who hasn't?
Have you ever been fucked up? No way.
What theme does your room have? Gray/black.
What size shoe do you wear? 9 and a half.
What is your screen name on AIM? who is potter
What are you feeling right now? Nothing.
Do you miss someone right now? No.
Have you ever given a lapdance? That'll be the day.
Have you ever recieved one? No, I think for some reason I'd feel extremely uncomfortable and lame as hell if I did. Like dancing, it's just gay.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? Don't think so.
What is one of your bad qualilties? I change my mind a lot.
What is one of your good qualilties? I don't know.
Would you marry for money? No.
How does being in love feel? Depends.
Did they love you back? Who?
Did they know? Who? II
Do you miss them? Who? III: The Return of the Son of Who?
Do they miss you? Who? IV: Revenge of Who?
What would happen if you got back together? Who V: Fuck These Movies.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child? Mommy's!
Would you ever hook up with the same sex? No ma'am.
What kind of music do you like? Good music, I'm real eclectic.
Would you ever bungee jump? Nope.
Would you ever join the army? Definitely not.
If you were to die today, what would you do? I'd be dead. Ass.
Favorite scent? Banana Nut Bread.
Favorite band? It's a real toss-up, Primus, Zappa, blah.
Would you ever dye your hair red? Nope.
How many languages can you speak? 1,672.
What time are you finishing this? 3:26 PM

A - Age: 17.6

B - Band listening to right now: The Advantage

C - Career: Film, Music

D - Drink or smoke: Neither

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: Becca, Dave

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: Zelda - Fortress

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms, the bears are so boring!

J - Junk foods you like: T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Sticks and Habanero Doritos

L - Longest car ride ever: Going to Georgia. I hate the South, lame cowboy tobbacky spittin' yard-workin'...

M - My favorite Sport/s: Extreme Nerf

N - Number of relationships you've had: I dunno 4?

O - One wish you have: Telekinesis, easily.

P - Phobias: Heights, assassins, Prince.

Q - Favorite Quote: "They will dine like a hundred crawling czars on the shit-banquet of your sentimental brains."

R - Reason to smile: Comedy?

S- Song: Right now it's Bomberman 2 - Wiggy.

T- Time you woke up: 6:5x, I hate school.

U - Unknown fact about you: I think I have double-jointed big toes.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Onions? Are onions vegetables? Either way they're grotesque.

W - Worst habit: Changing my mind.

X - X-rays you've had: One, and I found that I have one sinus cavity, not two.

Y- Yummy food/s: See letter J.

Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio, and I hate astrology.

Spent the night at Logan's house last night, pretty sweet. His floor was surprisingly comfortable. It was me, Dave, Ryan Galvin, Tim Rondell and Logan of course. We went to the mall and then Best Buy, where they bought a few things. I had a delicious Deluxe Bac and Chee meal, and holy shee was it good. Ryan bought The Dead Next Door which we immediately watched, and it was hilariously awesome. Killing one zombie with a grenade? A zombie head eating someone's finger off and digesting it out of the bottom of the head? Yeah I thought so. Logan also bought Eraserhead, the sweetest movie of all time and we watched it and everyone enjoyed it because they're not worthless ignorant jerks who don't know what films are (my Media class sans a few people). We also talked Warhammer 40K a lot and I plan on starting to play it. It's been a long time since I've had a hobby I can devote myself to and enjoy and Warhammer looks extremely promising. I can't wait to start my army and paint it and make terrain. Man I love being a dork. I have to pick my army and it's way too hard to decide which one to play, I'm sure I'll choose soon. Nothing else worth bringing up.

Happy Birthday Emily Jamison!